Introduce yourself, bring up a topic, rant about you inlaws here. It’s all good for Thanksgiving weekend!
To start it off, my trick for getting home quickly while avoiding cops is to be the second-fastest car on the road at all times. Don’t bother with the radar detectors; it’s only the trainee cops who keep it on all the time anyway. And always, always keep one eye closed while driving drunk so you don’t see double.
That last is actual advice I’ve gotten in driver’s ed.