Some people wonder if there’s any reason to still celebrate the 4th of July. I say that so long as doing so makes the crybullies rage, it’s always worth doing. Remember always that lasting victory is you being happy because they never can be!
It’s never a mistake to remember who you are!
Also, this is the only holiday that encourages the use of high explosives. We need more holidays like that.
You know it pained the Long March comrades at just be EVIL Google to act like they love America for one day.
There is nothing wrong with the republic as it was founded or the documents.
The global soviet fellow travelers studied every weakness and the original imperial executive Ape Lincoln started the destruction from within that he predicted with some tips about slavery being the linchpin of a strong central government from his pen pal comrade Karl Marx.