Bible Saves Guido the Windup Toy From A Felony Conviction

It appears that the US military isn’t the only organ of the Global American Empire that’s having trouble recruiting competent killers. The FBI is also struggling, as indicated by the aftermath of this interrupted mass child-murder in Houston, Texas.

It appears also, that God still smiles upon fools, drunks and children.

HPD sergeant tackles man with rifle and 120 rounds of ammunition next to kids at the Galleria

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By Miya Shay, 15 July 2022

HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) — A Houston police sergeant who thwarted a possible mass shooting at the Galleria mall is being called a hero, after details of his actions finally came to light.

The incident happened on Feb. 5, but Sgt. Kendrick Simpo is just now speaking out about it for the first time.

The likely reason for the five-month time gap is that Guido was sentenced last week.

On the day of the incident, while working his extra job at the Galleria mall, a call came over the radio saying that a man was near the Macy’s store with a rifle.

Maybe a gang-related shooting, maybe an irate customer, but not enough to conclude that Guido was a windup toy.

Simpo, along with a security guard at the mall, quickly walked to that direction. However, because there was a children’s dance competition at the Westin hotel ballroom attached to the mall, Simpo kept his weapon in his holster.

“I did know there was a dance competition with little kids going on at the Westin Ballroom, so I didn’t pull my weapon out because I didn’t want to be running towards the Macy’s area, which is past the ballroom area, with the gun out and startle anyone,” Simpo said.

Within minutes, Simpo spotted the suspect, later identified as Guido Herrera, near the Westin Ballroom entrance, within a few feet of hundreds of children.

Might still be an unfortunate coincidence… God smiled upon the children…

Surveillance video shows Herrera wearing a shirt with the Punisher logo, carrying a rifle in one hand, a Bible in another, and wearing a leather mask with spikes.

Yeah, that’s windup toy. Christians don’t harm children and gun owners don’t plan to operate rifles one-handed. This guy wasn’t just a psycho; he wanted to harm Christ’s reputation.

“I quickly bum rushed, tackled him. And my first reaction was to make sure that I get a hold of the rifle. No matter what I grabbed, make sure I grabbed that rifle,” Simpo said. “I had in my mind (that) I was going to get shot. I just had to bear the pain, I knew it was going to hurt, and I was like, ‘Whatever I do, I cannot let go of this rifle.’”

Simpo was able to redirect the weapon upwards, toward the ceiling, as he pinned Herrera against the wall. Help quickly arrived, and Herrera was arrested without a single shot being fired.

If Guido had had both hands on the rifle, there would probably have been shots fired…

Once under arrest, police took inventory of what he carried. Besides the rifle and Bible, they also found 120 rounds of ammunition and a handgun. However, since Herrera didn’t actually shoot anyone, he did not commit a felony offense under Texas law.

…which would have meant harsher charges against Guido. In a heaping dose of irony, his carrying a Bible along for the mass shooting probably saved him from a felony record by preventing him from pulling the trigger while fighting Simpo for gun retention.

God smiled upon the fool, too. Sorry I couldn’t find a drunk for the trifecta.

And then the funny part happened.

Herrera was charged with a misdemeanor for the Galleria incident. Then, on March 18, he showed up at the Houston FBI headquarters asking to meet with the director of the agency. In that incident, he had a gun in the car. However, because no shots were fired and he didn’t point the weapon at anyone, he was again just charged with a misdemeanor.

Heeheehee, their windup toy didn’t die in action AND he made parole, which gave him the freedom to walk into the FBI office and demand to speak to his handler’s boss! And instead of just telling this random dude off the street no… I am inferring here… the FBI freaked out that their not-dead windup toy arrived at their workplace in person & angry. Sometimes there’s a method to God’s madness.

4 thoughts on “Bible Saves Guido the Windup Toy From A Felony Conviction

  1. What next from the hive’s Effing Bee Eye? One of their stooges with a huge crucifix that spits out .44 ammo at school assemblies? Exploding Bible? It’s getting harder and harder for the FBI to show the world just how evil Christians — especially the white male ones — are.

    Clearly the FBI now consists of career feminists, marxists, assorted criminals, and the occasional Red Chinese agent. Bank robbers and wire fraudsters are no longer of interest; their new charter is to stamp out Christianity and Christians, who clearly they perceive as the greatest threat to their totalitarian New Amerika.

    The punks finally got something right.

  2. He just needed a good breakfast taco. (s)
    Another shooting in Indiana at a mall food court Sunday where an armed citizen took out the trash and the enemedia report didn’t even mention that part.
    Fam still watches that kabuki Wayne Gale gaslight horsesh1t and it got through the headphones.

  3. God will not be mocked.

    In light of more than just this specific development, His wrath must be nigh. I do pray it is so.

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