San Francisco Needs Men! Chooses Death Instead

San Francisco is back in the news! They have a Problem That Must Not Be Named!

No, no… they did finally discover a new, less offensive term for monkeypox. It’s “mpox”. Such is the devil’s creative capacity… and that after all of the Manosphere’s helpful, royalty-free suggestions! I still like “rainbow buboes”.

The Problem That Must Not Be Named is… “we’re out of men“. SF’s tax base has collapsed. Its streets, once full of city life and sewage, now lie empty. Sooo…. Belial, Cretin and Klinefelter walk into a sushi bar…

*GQ launches spy drone.*

Breaking the SF Doom Loop: Convert Downtown Offices Into Student Housing

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By Josh Koehn, Kevin Truong, 10 April 2023

Since the start of this year, a rotating cast of San Franciscans have been gathering for dinner and drinks while discussing the city’s most pressing problems. Rather than the typical bitchfest, this discreet group of tech entrepreneurs, nonprofit leaders, elected officials and City Hall commissioners spends less time bemoaning what’s wrong and more time noodling on solutions.

I don’t think Sodom Francisco understands the word ‘discreet’, but let’s review my spy-drone video:

I bought an FAA drone license to hear that?

Bilal Mahmood, a startup founder and neuroscientist who finished third in a state Assembly special election last year, designed the dinner parties after the Junto Club, a 12-member group of tradesmen and artisans formed by Benjamin Franklin in 1727. Franklin’s goal was to develop ideas on how to build a new nation and more humane society, and the result of these meetings led to the colonies. first community fire department and the country’s first hospital. The latter was created through a public-private partnership, an untested concept in the burgeoning nation.

Four years later, Franklin formally joined the Freemasons. Just sayin’. Belial here is affiliated with Stanford and Obama.

Mahmood told The Standard that these off-the-record dinner parties will soon go by another name Franklin’s group used.Leather Apron Club, a decidedly metal-meets-Folsom Street Fair moniker. In mid-January, Mahmood and 11 others gathered to discuss one of San Francisco’s most existential issues:

Treating monkeypox?

how to save Downtown.

By hiding monkeypox under leather aprons? Nobody wears leather in the Gay Area to honor Benjamin Franklin.

The loss of businesses and in-office workers since the pandemic has kneecapped the flow of tax revenue to City Hall, and foot traffic to small businesses in the area has evaporated.

That means “no more men”.

San Francisco is staring down the barrel of a nearly $800 million deficit, and increasingly hyperbolic concerns of a real estate collapse, death spiral and doom loop are becoming commonplace.

But as Mahmood and his guests discussed the state of Downtown over karaage, sashimi and wagyu at Ozumo, an upscale Japanese restaurant near the Embarcadero, one guest floated an idea that seemed to linger. Zach Klein, the venture capitalist and co-founder of Vimeo, suggested San Francisco should create a new university, or at least a vast array of college student housing, in the downtown core.

No jobs, no history, endless indoctrination, endless lockdowns, but the Metaverse is next door and everybody is equal?

I would approve of “pods for pod people” if they actually did generate electricity. Cremation doesn’t drive the turbines nearly as well.

.That was one idea that nobody had any negative thoughts around, and we thought it could be a really powerful way to revitalize the area,. said Cristina Cordova, an early stage venture capitalist who also attended the dinner.

The theory goes: Vacant commercial towers in San Francisco will likely never again reach capacity…

They aren’t assuming that. They are planning that. Big difference. Cities don’t have to die, particularly deep-ocean seaports, but without men, dying is what’s gonna happen.

Respecting men enough to beg for our return, apparently, is NOT what’s gonna happen.

…but they could be converted to student housing by public universities, which are exempt from much of the red tape that otherwise stymies development. These schools also receive substantial tax breaks, making the cost of such projects “pencil out.” Large cohorts of new, young residents would not only make use of the buildings themselves but also reinvigorate Downtown by supporting local restaurants, bars and other small businesses.

My theory goes: a bunch of foreign-born vulture capitalists rented a five-star penthouse sushi restaurant to smirk down at the homeless men living in their own feces, while debating how to keep the real-estate bubble going for the next few years.

.We are proposing a university or an academic campus or student housing Downtown as one of the major solutions to solve this crisis, because we have a lot of piecemeal solutions that are important and necessary,. Mahmood said. “But there’s no big, bold idea that could radically solve this in a single swoop..

Mahmood and others have spent the last few months studying the issue and taking meetings to figure out what’s feasible. And while the idea of transforming Downtown into a mecca for college kids is still in its infancy, the initial reaction from city officials, urban planners and developers appears promising.

…Mayor London Breed and Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin recently introduced legislation to streamline office-to-residential conversions. The changes would address planning codes and zoning issues, although cost remains an overriding concern.

Better get used to that, when your Plan ‘A’ is not letting the “taxpayers” back inside city limits.

This is not just about the grift. “College students” are thrilled with the idea? And “taxpayers” shall be an afterthought, at best? Those quoted terms have gendered correlations in Current Year.

They’re gonna turn San Francisco into a giant harem.

I can see it! The future University of Eden, San Francisco, will have a student body of 200,000 young women, aged 18-25 and freshly escaped from parental supervision, and a small inner circle of dusky, foreign plutocrats. And trendy sushi restaurants! It will offer accredited courses in female sexual empowerment, witchcraft, ponies, color revolutions and the Tony Fauci Medical School dedicated to womens’ health and venereal disease gain-of-function. The history department will only discuss slavery, the engineering department will only discuss genderfluid dynamics and the English department will be used only for target practice.

The entire university will be built on stilts. The bottom floor will be made of glass so the female students can literally look down upon all the street men living in government-maintained squalor.

Churchian missionaries will occasionally sneak inside and try to raise the girls’ self-esteem enough that they decide to leave and be stay-at-home mothers… for dusky, foreign plutocrats.

Mass transit will enable the deployment of braying feminist mobs to any location in California that rejects the New World Order. Because the cuckservatives will never tell a woman No.

Aaaand, the one-year self-deletion rate of new graduates will be double-digit. Her beauty, fertility and femininity burned out in five years of relentless sexual competition for those five minutes of Dubai Port-O-Potty that came with an incurable gift.

Downtown San Francisco is clearly in crisis. The remote work shift has hollowed out many buildings and made issues like street conditions and homelessness more stark.

The Bay Area Council Economic Institute published research that found a nearly five-fold increase in people working from home during the course of the pandemic, a key reason why San Francisco’s economic recovery ranks 24th out of 25 large U.S. cities, beating out only Baltimore. The neighborhood’s resulting 60% drop in daytime population has been an albatross around the neck of small businesses that rely on a steady stream of office workers.

Those workers cannot afford to live where they work. It’s that simple.

The simple solution to the housing “shortage”: nobody shall own property where they don’t physically live. No legal entity shall property, EVER.

Boom.

No more foreign ownership of land. No more living in one state and doing business in another. If you buy a house then you have to live in it, and not just “one day a year”, and if you own a business or rental property then you must live close enough to actually visit & care about it.

Let’s watch Mahmood and ((friends)) try to sell their billion-dollar investment properties for pesos on the dollar, before the government confiscates it outright, to the people who work where they live. Not including imported mystery meat.

But this student-housing idea? An ENTIRE CITY devoted to student housing? Transient housing, you mean! It’s rent-seeking! It’s the sacrifice of yet another neighborhood for the benefit of meltfaced humanoid sociopaths who made their first million by selling their mother’s kidneys.

The growing consensus among the business community, city officials and the general public is that Downtown needs to evolve in order to survive. Putting student housing at the center of that transformation, advocates say, could reinvigorate the city in the way New York City has embraced campus culture across different boroughs with NYU, Cornell and Columbia. Meanwhile, a younger population could also help reactivate BART, which continues to struggle with low ridership.

Sure, why not. The coeds will need a supply of outrage, otherwise they’ll manufacture their own. The only reason people don’t like mass transit is they still have alternatives!

An analysis conducted by architecture firm Gensler and public policy nonprofit SPUR found that the conversion of vacant office buildings could yield 11,200 new units Downtown. But the study also noted that current economic conditions and costs make most conversions .not financially feasible..

Because NO MEN to pay the bills.

But state agencies like public universities are able to take advantage of their tax-exempt status to limit the expense of such projects.

“We don’t need no stinkin’ men! not if THEY pay the taxes instead of us! Run, run but you cannot hide from Uncle Sugar!”

.Look, Downtown San Francisco is super-rich in transit,. Peskin said. .It’s just a couple or three BART stops from [UC Berkeley]. So yeah, it sounds like a fine idea. The University of California is not subject to the laws of any city or county in the state of California. And they know how to acquire real estate, and they know how to do development projects. So, I’m happy to knock on their door, and they’re welcome to knock on mine.”

The rule of law is COMPLETELY dead in California. Can you imagine what we ordinary men could accomplish, with pussy passes that big?

Jeff Cretan, a spokesperson for Mayor Breed, said the city would be open to UC Berkeley and other universities expanding student housing Downtown, but there have been no discussions with school officials.

“The Mayor’s Roadmap for Downtown calls for diversifying uses in our commercial areas, and a proposal to add either an academic institution or housing for students would certainly fit that goal,” Cretan said, adding that the UC College of Law development is an excellent example of what’s possible.

Breed let the homeless population explode, so the city lost its status as a tourist and convention destination, then she locked the place down so hard that the taxpaying men all left… and how does she bring them back? Trick question, she doesn’t even try! She replaces the lost men with housing and education for women!

Even when you empower women beyond all sane limits, she still wants to be a homemaker forrr the chillldren.

Imagine an influx of young people that could shift the staid reputation of Downtown, help feed a thriving arts scene and fill restaurants, bars and nightclubs with energy and activity past happy hour. In a town that is already on the younger side, bringing in a bunch of kids may be San Francisco’s best bet for the future.

Harem, QED.

And I did. I imagined ten thousand scantily-clad chicks fighting to the death on the San Francisco shoreline, hoping to catch the eye of a crown prince passing by on his megayacht… but he never looked up from the investment portfolio on his smartphone. And I thought, no loss.

I imagined “culture” being redefined to an endless buffet of alcoholic foreign delicacies instead of families, God and inheritances, and what kind of fool would go along with that.

I imagined the dystopia when the California government collapses and Uncle Sugar ain’t paying the bills no mo’. Good luck commuting 50 miles per day on that New Normal Power Grid, or visiting ‘the closest convenience store that hasn’t been looted away’.

And lastly, I imagined what all the princes of this world will say, when to their bleak existential horror, they are returned to life and put on trial for all they did. Will they blaspheme against God until He chucks them into Hell? Will they bluster and threaten the Almighty, then make Him a limited-time offer to earn their forgiveness?

Or, will the screaming just never stop?

This picture is backwards. The man should be leaving his grave, not entering it. THAT is where the horror of resurrection comes from… the shriving of all material success, the reduction of a man to only his honor.

Women need us men but they sure don’t act that way. Belial, Cretin, Breed and Kleinfelter were all invited to discuss San Francisco’s future… guess who wasn’t?